note: WHY must all of you enable me. i mean, really. this is for sophieisgod because she asked. and dazzled me.

oh yeah. that movie.
for the record, this is a stupid idea. it’s going to be a long time before she admits she’s a hot mess. rpf. kstewart/rpatzz. 677 words, pg. unbeta’d. because yes, yes, i don’t want to read it again.

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note: let's be clear about this. not my fault. i really hate myself for this. and for wanting to take a brush to k stewart's hair. just a brush. but this is for anythingbutgrey. ENABLER. and mtv still bites.

lindsay lohan is an oompa loompa
She also hates how fast and furious the press is about shoving cameras in their faces, grinning and yelling ‘hey! lovebirds ( Read more... )

it’s huey lewis & the news, idiot
She’d like to think she’s a good actress. Getting there. Whatever. And it’s no surprise that she’s learning - you do a fabulous script. You do a popular movie. It worked for Gosling. And he got laid for a couple years too. robert pattinson has great hair. you should sue him. rpf. kristen stewart/rpattz. 1122 words ( Read more... )

the time i rewrote you and i
sam is the one that sighs. inevitably, he tries to forgive himself according to the yearly calendars. that twilight thing. sam/leah. sam/emily. scattered spoilers. 1342 words, pg.

note: happy birthday to anythingbutgrey! you are the sweetest, most charming person that i’ve had the pleasure of getting to know. oh, and, we have a ( Read more... )

if camelot remains a desert
she goes between justifying her age and what she really wants. so here’s the story: there are no dead kennedys involved. twilight. bella. edward/bella. set in between twilight & new moon. 615 words, pg.

notes: for glassbomb. AND NO WE WILL NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. i am purging!
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